Learn from my mistakes.

To everyone who has ever lost an Internet connection...even now, in the days of Plug 'n' Play....

WINSOCK.
WINSOCK.
WINSOCK.

Winsock.

That is all.

15 years...and I'm still trying to get online. I can't say that Prodigy was any easier.

Learn from my mistakes.

I killed the Internet again.

I need to stop doing that. It's bad. I'll surely be put on trial for crimes against computer kind at some point before I die. Probably right before, as the Internets will want their revenge.

Okay, I gotta go figure out how to revive it as well as the good magician who found me rotting in a Lofty Mountains ditch back in 1986.

Day: 11433 Evening
Strength: 40%
Health: 60%
Aura: 80%
Power: Killin'
Position: DC4
Weather: Rain
Move: Wussy

I killed the Internet again.

So you think I didn't watch the entire thing?

So You Think You Can Dance? is finally over. I'm shocked that the guy I thought might win actually won.

So shocked...that I really have nothing more to say on the subject. Except that next week I'll have an extra hour free to do things I won't recall the next day.

So you think I didn't watch the entire thing?

This is talking.

Dear diary,

Today I drove like a wheelman and dyed my hair. Tomorrow, I'm going to burn off my fingerprints.

I woulda made a good spy.

Except for the fact that I talk too much.

This is talking.

New beginnings.

I heard the song on the radio from Breakin' last night, Theres No Stoppin' Us. I always liked that song, and it always reminds me of 1984, which was one hell of a ride. I had, an hour earlier, done something I'd put off for far too long. It occured to me that elsewhere, my breakdancing buddy from 21 years ago was also starting a new phase of his life. I would like to think that Ollie and Jerry were sending their blessings to everyone starting over again.

Not as predicted, October arrived to find foliage in good health. Also not as predicted, I too lived to see autumn, when the air gets good and the sun is kinder to things.

My city is crazy, banning people that don't have children with them from parks. I think a law like this might make it a bit easier for Aqualung to pick up little girls, "I have to go to the park, wanna go with me?" but maybe I'm crazier than the city.

And, when comprehensible content fails, there are memes:

You scored as Capt. Mal Reynolds. The Captain. You are the captain of the ship, so the crew are your responsibility. You just want to do the job, get paid and keep flying. Why is that always so hard? Capt. Mal Reynolds 75% Kaylee Frye 69% Shepherd Derrial Book 69% River Tam 63% The Operative 63% Zoe Alleyne Washburne 63% Inara Serra 63% Simon Tam 56% Hoban 'Wash' Washburne 56% Jayne Cobb 50% Which Serenity character are you? created with QuizFarm.com

New beginnings.