Experiments in Mediocrity: I Predict A Blockbuster.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Man, it's about time Minesweeper: The Movie is coming to theaters. I can't wait for Backgammon: The Musical, either.

Unknown said...: In a world where no one passes 'go', where no one collects two hundred dollars, one man dared to stand against the injustice of the monopoly.

He rolled snake eyes, he landed on Park Place - but he didn't pay rent. He was the shoe, and he kicked butt.

Together with his allies, the top hat, the Scottie dog, the thimble, they fought for 'Get out of jail free' cards for all. He took on the power, he didn't miss a turn when it came time to do what he had to do.

When would it be over? Not until their mom said it was time to go to bed.

Coming in July to a theater near you. Rated C for Crass Capitalism and Commercialism.; Wednesday, May 28, 2008 9:17:00 PM
BrideOfPorkins said...: Wiggy, this makes me LOL every time I read it.; Saturday, August 09, 2008 10:20:00 PM

Experiments in Mediocrity