I Am So Hardcore....

I just washed my hair without taking off my radio.

...

Okay, it was only the front of my hair. I only washed a section of my hair.

I am so hardcore I only wash one bit of my hair at a time, yo!

Then I got medicated shampoo in my eyes. But did I cry? No.

One of the perks of losing one's voice occasionally is that no one can hear you scream when you nearly blind yourself.

I Am So Hardcore....