Sunday, October 16, 2005

A High Wind Advisory is in effect for the tri-state area.

If I only had some pants.

Hold on to your hats and pants. If the choice must be made, for the sake of the children, hold on to the pants. You will miss your pants most of all.

If I had crows, they might be extra-scared today.

I could stick some little horns where the hat used to be, give him a lightsaber, and call him Darth Tatterdemalion, but the legless apprentice thing is wearing a little thin.

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