I got tagged by Xodiaq, so here goes:
1 - I know there are things about me my friends don't know but I'll never put those things in a meme as I want to keep my friends.
2 - I have five separate circles of friends and wonder how they'd get along with each other if I introduced them.
3 - I have one hair on my cheek that keeps growing. It's the transparent sort of blonde of most facial hair so no one else notices it. I call it my beard.
4 - I have stood on the edge overlooking the oceans that sandwich this country I live in, but the water was completely untouched by me.
5 - I have found it's best not to stand on the roof in a windstorm or wear an antenna in a lightning storm.
6 - I made a usenet troll so angry by correcting his spelling he told me I was a worse person than Slobodan Milosevic and sentenced me to a mythical level of hell--in all caps.
7 - I have written scripts, novels, and short stories I'm not ashamed of.
8 - I carry mice to safety with my bare hands.
9 - I once rescued a butterfly from the jaws of death and for weeks after, I'd see it flying around my flowers with the two holes through its wing. New York butterflies are pretty tough.
10 - I've had dreams that warn me when someone I love is about to die, I've had dreams where my loved ones who have died come to see me to show me they're okay, since I was little I've had a recurring dream where I'm wandering in a ransacked shopping mall, but I also have chronic insomnia so a lot of the time I miss my dreams.
11 - I've seen every lunar and solar eclipse visible in my time zone since 1992 from my backyard with the exception of the April 1995 eclipse, which was completely clouded over all night. The first eclipse of 2000 started out clouded over on account of the snowstorm we were having but it was windy, so I sat there with my best friends at the time and waited. It was a pretty awesome eclipse.
12 - I save the WeatherPixie PNGs if she has a cat or dog with her. I started in 2002 and this year so far I've racked up over 1500 PNGs.
13 - I've been present at the deaths of three close friends, and never felt more like I needed to live on in their honor. I love to listen to stories about those who have gone before and have a tendency to ask spirits not to follow me into the bathroom.
14 - I enjoy weird YouTube videos so much I have to restrict myself to only watching them on the weekend or I'd get nothing done.
15 - I have wonky eyes and rarely appear to be looking at what I'm looking at. People on the Internet won't know this, but people in real life have mistaken me for blind, autistic, uninterested, rude, and stupid. It comes from having to live with metal in both eyes for 388 days as a child, and that experience also gave me the ability to not give a wet slap what people think of me and my wonky eyes.
16 - I love earrings. I had my ears pierced in a jewelry store that sold gold razor blade pendants by a woman who used the same pen to mark my ears and have customers sign things. 15 years ago I pierced my own ear to celebrate installing my first drive, giving me three places to stick earrings. I secretly enjoy confusing people who aren't sure if I've lost an earring.
17 - I relate everything to music. The radio/last.fm/MP3 folder are my tarot decks and everything can be explained in a song lyric. I don't know why I do this, I just do.
18 - I love figure skating so much I wanted to be a skater until I realized money and rinks were required. I stood next to Tai Babalonia and Randy Gardner for five minutes in 1980. They were really tall. I can name just about every Olympic figure skater for the past twenty-five years, to the point where I can explain the Gritshuk/Platov/Usova/Zhulin thing to people who have no idea what Ice Dancing even is, and I DON'T KNOW WHY.
19 - I have to keep my nails cut short. The feeling of having nails long enough that any white shows makes me want to punch things, and I don't know why.
20 - I am capable of playing five musical instruments yet I don't play them in public, and I don't know why.
21 - I've learned not to talk too much, write too much, eat too much, think too much or feel too much and I don't know why.
22 - I am allergic to everything, and I don't know why.
23 - I let people get away with saying the most ignorant, banal shite without so much as thinking of different ways I might like to punch them in the head, and I don't know why. But then I also say the most ignorant, banal shite when I'm tired, and I don't know why.
24 - I never pass up a chance to play with my cats and dog, I enjoy it more than anything because in that moment I know they want to be playing with me too.
25 - I have achieved such a state of inner peace I could leave right now and have no regrets, knowing I lived how I wanted and grateful to be with who I wanted. There's nothing I want that I don't already have.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
25 Things I Felt Like Sharing
Monday, August 25, 2008
Checkmate, I Think.
Way back when I used to fill my free time with quizzes like, "What flavor are you?" and "Are you an introvert, as if taking this test on a Saturday evening couldn't tell you?" I did the Jungian Personality Sorter thing that told me what I already knew, I'm J.F. Sebastian. Or Qwi Xux. Checkmate, I Think.
Not Your Typical Personality Types has a different take on the results, which I think is more dead-on. Judge for yourself, this is mine:
INTJ: The outside contractor
INTJs are solid, competent personalities who may seem aloof and even arrogant, but who are typically highly skilled in any field which interests them. INTJs are confident in their skills and knowledge, self-assured, and imaginitive; their exceptional problem-solving skills make them ideal architects, auto mechanics, and tools of the evil empire. While it requires the driving will to conquer of an ENTJ to imagine the Death Star and the evil genius of an ENTP to invent its devastating weapons systems, the skill and technical prowess of the INTJ is what makes the whole thing work.
The INTJ sees life as a problem to be solved. For that reason, the INTJ is the person a company brings in from the outside to streamline production processes and identify redundant assets for termination. The INTJ's combination of analyticial problem-solving skills and complete and utter disregard for the morality or consequences of his actions also make him ideal for the job of hatchet man, CIA operative, and helpdesk operator.
RECREATION: INTJs are often baffled by the strange and incomprehensible recreational rituals of other people, such as going to parties, watching television, and having sex. Instead, they prefer to spend their leisure time installing twin missile launchers in their cars to deter tailgaters and playing chess with megalomaniac CEOs of the Tyrell corporation.
COMPATIBILITY: Silly person, INTJs don't have relationships! They may, however build their own friends.
Famous INTJs include J. F. Sebastian and Sgt. Apone.
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Thursday, December 15, 2005
Because I can't think of anything original at the moment....
| Your Birthdate: June 23 |
![]() You're not good at any one thing, and that's the problem. You're good at so much - you never know what to do. Change is in your blood, and you don't stick to much for long. You are destined for a life of travel and fun. Your strength: Your likeability Your weakness: You never feel satisfied Your power color: Bright yellow Your power symbol: Asterisk Your power month: May |
Because I can't think of anything original at the moment....
Sunday, October 02, 2005
New beginnings.
I heard the song on the radio from Breakin' last night, Theres No Stoppin' Us. I always liked that song, and it always reminds me of 1984, which was one hell of a ride. I had, an hour earlier, done something I'd put off for far too long. It occured to me that elsewhere, my breakdancing buddy from 21 years ago was also starting a new phase of his life. I would like to think that Ollie and Jerry were sending their blessings to everyone starting over again.
Not as predicted, October arrived to find foliage in good health. Also not as predicted, I too lived to see autumn, when the air gets good and the sun is kinder to things.
My city is crazy, banning people that don't have children with them from parks. I think a law like this might make it a bit easier for Aqualung to pick up little girls, "I have to go to the park, wanna go with me?" but maybe I'm crazier than the city.
And, when comprehensible content fails, there are memes:
![]() | You scored as Capt. Mal Reynolds. The Captain. You are the captain of the ship, so the crew are your responsibility. You just want to do the job, get paid and keep flying. Why is that always so hard?
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New beginnings.
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