Monday, August 25, 2008

Checkmate, I Think.

Way back when I used to fill my free time with quizzes like, "What flavor are you?" and "Are you an introvert, as if taking this test on a Saturday evening couldn't tell you?" I did the Jungian Personality Sorter thing that told me what I already knew, I'm J.F. Sebastian. Or Qwi Xux.

Not Your Typical Personality Types has a different take on the results, which I think is more dead-on. Judge for yourself, this is mine:

INTJ: The outside contractor

INTJs are solid, competent personalities who may seem aloof and even arrogant, but who are typically highly skilled in any field which interests them. INTJs are confident in their skills and knowledge, self-assured, and imaginitive; their exceptional problem-solving skills make them ideal architects, auto mechanics, and tools of the evil empire. While it requires the driving will to conquer of an ENTJ to imagine the Death Star and the evil genius of an ENTP to invent its devastating weapons systems, the skill and technical prowess of the INTJ is what makes the whole thing work.

The INTJ sees life as a problem to be solved. For that reason, the INTJ is the person a company brings in from the outside to streamline production processes and identify redundant assets for termination. The INTJ's combination of analyticial problem-solving skills and complete and utter disregard for the morality or consequences of his actions also make him ideal for the job of hatchet man, CIA operative, and helpdesk operator.

RECREATION: INTJs are often baffled by the strange and incomprehensible recreational rituals of other people, such as going to parties, watching television, and having sex. Instead, they prefer to spend their leisure time installing twin missile launchers in their cars to deter tailgaters and playing chess with megalomaniac CEOs of the Tyrell corporation.

COMPATIBILITY: Silly person, INTJs don't have relationships! They may, however build their own friends.

Famous INTJs include J. F. Sebastian and Sgt. Apone.

1 comment:

Rainbow Heron said...

ROTFL!!! Hello fellow INTJ! I knew I liked you. :-D

That there's a new twist on Meyers-Briggs Personality Type Indicator ( Been INTJ all of my life, except for the occasional outburst of ISTP.

Must go back to my evil plans now Mwahahahahaha!