Friday, December 02, 2005

I have returned, momentarily.

I have found that the best part of holiday eating, when a digestive disorder is involved, is that I gained one mere pound, and that is already gone. Take that, people with functioning weight/energy-producing capabilities!

The worst part of the holiday is of course searching in vain for the bulb tester I know I put somewhere. Not any place I recall at the moment, but the bulb tester is indeed located somewhere within the house. I think. Unless I was feeling like Kate Bush and buried it in the garden instead of my glow-in-the-dark yo-yo to protect it from the government.

The bits that fall in the middle of all things good and bad are that I'm really busy, Tate's back, Looney Tunes: Back In Action entertained me more than Ocean's 12, and I have found a game that may be offensive. Catholics everywhere will be pleased to know that my sheep-swinging skills are very slow.

Join me next time when I realize with sudden horror that most of the music cassettes I own are roughly twenty years old.

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2 comments:

Bancha Srikacha said...

Hey,

I dug your blog. A lover of animals is a loving person. I work in non-profit, too. There are a lot of animals where I work, but they're all stuffed. Can you guess where that is?

Check out my blog - if you like what you read, holler back.

-devoted75.blogspot.com

BrideOfPorkins said...

Hey, thanks! I haven't been posting as much as I'd like lately, but I always catch up...eventually.

Anybody with a G-Force avatar is cool in my book.

I'm bad at guessing things, but do you work at a free taxidermy center?