Think about it...
They've served in World War II, fought the legal system, rained down sulphur in Sodom and Gomorrah, and worked for the CIA.
They'll reform childcare, and make sure everyone gets a hundred-and-fifty grand education for a dollar-fifty in late charges at the public library.
They're for the working people, but if you don't live up to your potential, they'll f'ing kill you.
If that's not enough to convince you, even the first lady would have a load of foreign policy.
Need I say more?
Okay, I will. Kevin Smith for Secretary of Defense.
Eh? Eh? You know it could work.
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