Friday, September 19, 2008

What The World Needs Now.

Affleck-Damon 2008

Think about it...

They've served in World War II, fought the legal system, rained down sulphur in Sodom and Gomorrah, and worked for the CIA.

They'll reform childcare, and make sure everyone gets a hundred-and-fifty grand education for a dollar-fifty in late charges at the public library.

They're for the working people, but if you don't live up to your potential, they'll f'ing kill you.

If that's not enough to convince you, even the first lady would have a load of foreign policy.

The first lady of ass kicking!

Need I say more?

Okay, I will. Kevin Smith for Secretary of Defense.

Eh? Eh? You know it could work.

Hi, my name is Lynda, I'm a silly person and I approve this message.


xodiaq said...

Don't forget Affleck has personally fought organized crime (a regular Bobby Kennedy!) and Damon has a history of hard-hitting foreign policy experience, and each did so while dealing with blindness and amnesia, respectively.

And if people think Sarah palin is hot, remember that Damon can get Julia Roberts to impersonate the Vice-residents wife if Jennifer Garner is too busy to go all ALIAS on Cindy McCain...

Anne D. said...

Oh yeahhhhh! That's what I call a hot ticket. :-)