A beaver, the first to be seen on the banks of the Bronx River, has been named Jose after the politician who cleaned up some of the mess which prevented anything but mutants from wanting to go for a swim.
200 years after idiots took out the last beavers in the area for a hat, this brave--and possibly gay--beaver decided to forgive humanity and build some riverfront property. He has no girlfriends coming to visit and will probably end up having to date one of the delightful local rats.
Provided the taxes do not drive him away, look for a happy beaver population explosion started by this one trail-blazing dam builder.
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
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"He has no girlfriends coming to visit and will probably end up having to date one of the delightful local rats."
What would a rat/beaver hybrid be like???? SCARY!
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